His Karma ran over my Dogma!
If I had a dogma, anyway.
Hey! Looking forward to playing with you.
Unless you are a woodie, halfling, darkie, horc, and/or possess any other disqualifying traits. *
* Including but not limited to: unwillingness to pay a fair cut, overt sensitivity to found valuables being put to the best use (supporting a destitute professional), blaming said professional for things randomly happening around as if she could have anything to do with the, listening to and/or taking sides of any woodie, darkie, halfer, or horc in an argument, etc.
Full disclosure available after the small payment of 500 emperors to the local Fizzy Fund.